March 4th, 2010

Mask

The Circle of Dans

I’m sorry. I really am. But I’m no longer accepting Dan’s as friends. I’m sure you are a very nice Dan, and will be a great addition, as a Dan, to someone else’s friendship group, but I can no longer accept one more Dan into the circle.

It’s not about you. It really isn’t. You see, I am already over the limit of Dan’s. I simply cannot keep track of any more Dan’s. To help you understand my “Dan” situation, I have created this list of all the Dan’s I am currently managing in my circle of friends:

Dan

Daniel

Danny

Danni

D.

Mr.Dan

Mister Dan

Sir Dan

Danny-Boy

Brother Dan (Not a Monk, a sibling)

Father Dan (Actually a Priest)

Document Dan

D-Day Dan

Dan Dog (not a dog)

Dan the Dog (an actual dog)

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