I’m sorry. I really am. But I’m no longer accepting Dan’s as friends. I’m sure you are a very nice Dan, and will be a great addition, as a Dan, to someone else’s friendship group, but I can no longer accept one more Dan into the circle.
It’s not about you. It really isn’t. You see, I am already over the limit of Dan’s. I simply cannot keep track of any more Dan’s. To help you understand my “Dan” situation, I have created this list of all the Dan’s I am currently managing in my circle of friends:
Brother Dan (Not a Monk, a sibling)
Father Dan (Actually a Priest)
Dan Dog (not a dog)
Dan the Dog (an actual dog)( Collapse )