Recipe for Delicious Breakfast Smoothies How J.R. Blackwell Makes Them: (Serves Three)
2 Scoops Peanut Butter (Peanut Butter must contain ONLY PEANUT AND NO WEIRDNESS)
1 Scoop Fair Trade Coco powder. (Made without the tears of slave children, and is, therefore, superior.)
Ice (About one tray full)
Splash in some Milk (Usually One to Two cups -depending on size of bannanas- more milk is less thickness, so it all depends on how you like your smoothies, silky or thick)
optional: Shake in some wheat germ for fiber.
Blend till smooth. Pour into three beer glasses. Take one to signifant other. Drink one. Leave one out for roommate and hope he notices it on his way out the door.
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