December 2nd, 2007

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Day Twenty One: The Irish Christmas Pirate


Day Twenty One: The Irish Christmas Pirate


My 365 Project is legal. Oh, 365 Project, how will you celebrate?

With an Irish Christmas Pirate? Well, alright then.

Irish Christmas Pirate: The Name is the Recipe.

1 part St. Brendans
1 part Eggnog
1 part Rum


(Cut with milk if ye are a pussy)

Drinky dranky drunk till your drunk. Then dress up as Irish, Christmas and Pirate and take photos with friends!

This one time, Brendan (pictured left) called me on the TELEPHONE and said:

NOW LISTEN HERE ROOM-MATE, HOW DO YOU MAKE AN IRISH CHRISTMAS PIRATE?

and I said BRENDAN (pictured left) FIRST OF ALL, YOU INVENTED THIS DRINK!

YES, YES, he said BUT I AM DRUNK.

SECOND OF ALL, says I, THE NAME IS THE RECIPE, REMEMBER? IRISH CREAM! EGGNOG! RUM!

RIGHT! he said, and hung up.

So all of you Christmas mice remember: The Name Is The Recipe.

Print: SOLD! TO THE WONDERFUL BRENDAN DALTON!!

or loved eggnog.



Edit: Here is the exact measurements, according to Brendan HIMSELF!!!!

Half a cup of eggnog
Half a cup of milk
2 shots st. Brendans or any other Irish Cream (though if you have any respect for BRENDAN, THE INVENTOR, you will use his named-drink)
one shot captain morgans (0r other spiced rum)

(cinnamon for flava!)

ENJOY, ye bastards!