December 23rd, 2005

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NON-FICTION: Saturday Night





It just occured to me that I don't think most of you would believe me if I told you what I was doing on Saturday night.

Poll #639161 Saturday

What am I doing on Saturday Night?

Tying Beautiful Women to my bed and taking pictures.
4(9.5%)
Performing as a Contortionist to promote a new brand of vodka.
8(19.0%)
Singing “Oh, Holy Night” to a packed church.
24(57.1%)
Drinking the collected metaphorical blood of the Cult I Started.
2(4.8%)
Covering a late night shift at the radio station.
4(9.5%)


I wouldn't blame you, you know. I hardly believe it myself.
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