April 12th, 2004


To Your Face

Dude, I’m sorry, I slept with your girlfriend.

Can you blame me? I mean, you’ve slept with her, so I think you know what I’m talking about when I say how fucking hot she is. Not to mention. . .well, lets just say she knows what goes where.

Don’t be pissed – we were drunk. All right, I was drunk; I think that she was just horny. But ya gotta give me some credit here, when T-Rod hooked up with her, he didn’t say shit (sorry T-Rod) and when Duran did her, he lied right to your face about it.

I am being straight up here, and I think you should cut me some slack about it. I fucked your girlfriend last night, we did it four times, used a position I had never imagined before, and she moaned so loud that the RA came and told us to shut the fuck up. See how honest I am?

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