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gobi
gobi
Gobi
Sunday, December 6th, 2009 09:43 am

I'm thinking about hosting and teaching some Happy Birthday, Robot at Dreamation.

Happy Birthday, Robot is a beginner's story game that can be played in about half an hour. You and your friends will tell a story about Robot. The world is exciting, scary and new for Robot. Robot may meet new friends. Robot may learn many new things about the world. Robot's world can be different each time you play. Even Robot can be different each time you play, but the story always begins the same way: "Happy birthday, Robot!"

The game is basically finished, just not published in paper form (yet). Playing the game produces a story somewhat like a children's story, somewhat like a poem. The subject matter varies with each group, but it could easily be a game parents play with kids. You can see actual play (of varying drafts) at the following links:

Robot wakes up and checks his fluffy pink cellphone, but the battery is dead [Happy Birthday Robot!]
Brainpixels plays 'Happy Birthday, Robot!'
[Happy Birthday, Robot!] on our lunch hour
[Happy Birthday, Robot!] Robot Saves the Day, a two-player test
Playing [Happy Birthday Robot!] at GenCon
AP from the original thread

So, if you're going to be at Dreamation, are you interested in playing?

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ursulav
ursulav
UrsulaV
Sunday, December 6th, 2009 10:33 am

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weaver42
weaver42
Chuck Wendig
Sunday, December 6th, 2009 09:38 am

I drunkblog, and ponder the ins and outs of creating an excellent Nerdtivity. Or, alternately, I ramble about gin martinis. You decide!

-- c.

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wyldkyss
wyldkyss
野生キス
Sunday, December 6th, 2009 02:04 am


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rosefox
Rose Fox
Sunday, December 6th, 2009 12:39 am


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365tomorrowsrss
365 tomorrows
Sunday, December 6th, 2009 04:21 am

Author : Glenn Blakeslee

It had taken us weeks to get there. My brother Phillip and I, carrying heavy packs, had joined with a group of pilgrims early in our journey. We’d wound our way through the ruins, followed the old freeways to the mountains which rimmed the coastal plain like sentinels.

We wore burnooses and headgear like the pilgrims. I’d befriended a girl, Elisa, traveling with her parents, and spent my time with her. “The Tree talked to our ancestors,” she’d said once, but I didn’t argue with her, couldn’t blame her for being backwards. Most people, besides my clan, were lost in myths of the old days.

“Maybe it’ll talk to us again,” I replied.

We were attacked by robbers in the foothills. They rolled rocks down on us and closed the narrow canyon to our advance, but we were able to overcome them. I killed my first man with the rusty shotgun my father had given me, and kept wits enough to collect the emptied shells before covering the body with stones.

Finally we’d arrived. The Talking Tree stood high on a ridge overlooking a rugged sere valley, a tall evergreen that looked out of place among the Manzanita and low sage that filled the canyon.

Pilgrims filled the space around the Tree. Beyond, a cleared area beside the crumbled asphalt of a highway held merchant shacks where people traded water, food, and bits of broken technology as charms. Phillip and I moved to the front of the crowd, where the pilgrims stood reverently circling the Tree. Some were praying but most just watched, waiting for the Tree to Talk.

The Tree was a steel column surrounded by a wire fence, festooned with tokens and charms. At the middle and top of the column curved pieces of steel jutted at cardinal points. Green plastic needles cascaded from the column, completing the Tree illusion. A large silver box stood between the Tree and the fence.

Phillip glanced down the canyon, at the hills that fell to the sea. “Excellent fresnel location,” he whispered, and walked toward the Tree. The crowd stirred, and as he climbed the fence pilgrims gasped and screamed. I stood back, at the periphery, afraid.

Phillip motioned to me from inside the fence. I carefully dropped my pack and pulled out the converter-relay and the compact solar panel, handed them to him. The crowd moved but didn’t approach the fence. Someone shouted “Blasphemers!”

Phillip opened a door on the silver box, knelt and stepped inside. I turned to the pilgrims, who were all watching us, the crowd surging toward the Tree. I pulled the shotgun from under my robes, pumped it once, and pointed the barrel at the sky. “Get back!” I screamed.

A bearded man in the crowd screamed back, “You must not touch the Tree!” and he took steps toward me. I lowered the shotgun.

Elisa appeared out of nowhere. “Matthew?” she said, looking at me.

“The Tree doesn’t talk to us,” I said. I tried being calm, but I was shaking. “We use the Tree to talk,” I said, holding the shotgun level, but not at her.

Phillip scrambled back over the fence, smiling. “The interface worked perfectly,” he said and pulled a handheld from his pocket. The crowd watched, silent. Phillip pushed a button on the device. “Radio check,” he said.

The handheld was silent, and then a tinny sound issued from it. My father’s voice said, from miles away, “We read you.”

The bearded man threw up his arms. “It talks!” he screamed. Elisa smiled at me.

Bit by bit we are rebooting the world.

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franzferdinand2
Ben
Sunday, December 6th, 2009 12:04 am
  • 04:19 So, George Lopez got a show, in spite of being so unfunny that I would rather chew my own arm off than listen to him. Discuss. #
  • 11:55 So, I just realized that if the real world were more like Marvel Comics, then Ol' Dirty bastard didn't really die, it was just his LMD. #
  • 12:01 The ODLMD, as it were. #
  • 12:26 I would like a world closer to Marvel comics. Politicians would be evaluated based on their domestic, international, and Galactus policies. #
  • 13:55 You know what would be fun? Just writing "Uatu Sucks!" on a piece of paper and holding it up. And he can't do a damn thing but watch. #
  • 14:18 I've got the Christmas lights on, it's snowing outside, and I'm about to watch "Taste the Blood of Dracula." The holidays are here. #
  • 17:09 @KingOblivionPhD Wait, that show's still on? #
  • 17:09 @KingOblivionPhD Surely Zach Braff's lucrative film career would have put an end to it by now. #

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joran
joran
fluffytime
Sunday, December 6th, 2009 12:04 am


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kylecassidy
kylecassidy
kyle cassidy
Saturday, December 5th, 2009 04:53 pm

I'm sitting here ostensibly working on a blog post about the last two weeks but not very well. Which means a fair amount of twiddling around LJ [info]maxomai brings up Ouija boards, which reminds me ... We watched Paranormal Activity a couple weeks ago and I really liked it. Which got me thinking about ghosts and Conan Doyle and Spirit Photography and ectoplasm and Houdini and locked cabinets and all the sorts of things my mind will run to if given any room. This lead me to a rare book store where I got a copy of Patience Worth a book, dictated via Ouija board (or psychosis) to a man named Casper Yost (I wonder if he was friendly) and published in 1916. My copy is green and gold and beautiful and inscribed in the front "Property of the Bellingham Psychic Research Center" -- which is almost as cool as the book itself. It contains poetry, prose, and a play, works Mr. Yost assures us are the musings of the spirit of Patience Worth, delivered from Beyond The Grave like a telegram. Sadly though, Patience Worth is a terrible playwright and an even worse poet.

I climb a web to reach a star,
And stub my toe against a moonbeam

But that didn't stop it from becoming a runaway best seller. I imagine Casper sitting at his desk, perhaps a witchboard nearby for appearances sake, tapping his pencil on his forehead and jotting down the first thing that comes to mind.

But all that reminded me of this photo that Feisty Diva of Peacock Blue Designs and I did a few years ago. I'm quite fond of it. Were I to do it again, I'd do it in the dark and light it better and have the candles actually going. I didn't know so much about lighting back then. It's nice to see that I've come a distance, improved technically, and still retained a stylistic voice.



I think I'm going to make some bananna bread and not so much lament everything that I didn't get done today.

Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: tatty purring in my ear

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warren_ellis
warren_ellis
Warren Ellis
Saturday, December 5th, 2009 11:46 am

"An advent calendar of unpleasant Santa antics, with the occasional uplifting/confusing Santa action shot.

"Y’know, for kids."

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(Automatically crossposted from warrenellis.com. Feel free to comment here or at my internet church at Whitechapel. If anything in this post looks weird, it's because LJ is run on steampipes and rubber bands -- please click through to the main site.)

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calliopeoracle
calliopeoracle
Aoi's Lost Dream
Saturday, December 5th, 2009 09:58 am
twice now on Plus accounts, when i've gone to read an entry by clicking on an lj cut i've gotten a full page blocking video ad. this is EXTREMELY annoying. graphic sidebars, whatever. flashing lights i can deal with. but don't block my page AND THEN LOAD A FUCKING VIDEO.

just fyi, in case you have a plus account and didn't realize they were doing that now. i won't be reading any entry that gives me a full page video ad. a few extra userpics isn't worth that amount of hassle.

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weaver42
weaver42
Chuck Wendig
Saturday, December 5th, 2009 10:20 am


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funkyturtle:
2xcreative
2xcreative
People Finding People to Collaborate on Art
Saturday, December 5th, 2009 04:25 am

This is my current writing project: goatsacrifice.livejournal.com

I'm looking for collaborators of all kinds.

This is a Lovecraftian-themed attempt to get people to donate to heifer.org - a charity which provides livestock and training to people who need them. The goal behind the project is to sacrifice a goat (i.e. donate enough to heifer.org to cover the cost of giving someone a goat) by the solstice (December 21, 2009).

I am looking for:
- entries from "cultists"
- flash fiction and/or poetry about Shub-Niggurath, the Black Goat of a Thousand Young (for more information, see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shub-Niggurath)
- artistic renderings of Shub-Niggurath for the background, icons, and banners (the one I have now I got from wikipedia - I'd much prefer art that I know for sure is used with the artist's permission) and/or illustrations for any of the writing that is/will be posted
- ideas/suggestions/anything else you can think of that might make the site cooler and get more people to participate

Please comment and/or email me at dreaded.night.turtle@gmail.com if you'd like to help.

Thanks!

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yogcmarthoth
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Saturday, December 5th, 2009 04:20 am

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Saturday, December 5th, 2009 02:03 am


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365tomorrowsrss
365 tomorrows
Saturday, December 5th, 2009 05:56 am

Author : Q. B. Fox

Bill had never been the sort of person who looked for the limelight. He was the sort of team player that kept his head down and worked hard; no doubt that’s why he had been selected for this mission.

But it bothered him that he would be the first person in the world to do something as remarkable as this and no one would ever know. He would not be a name in text books or the answer to game show questions. But worse, no one, beyond a very small circle, would ever know that he’d done it at all.

Not for the first time, he sighed wearily.

*

“Telescopes, William,” Professor Paulson had confided in him, “It’s all because of telescopes. Before that no one could see the details, so we hadn’t bothered with them; there was enough to do. But Cambridge University’s new Gorsky Orbital Telescope… They say it’ll be able to read the serial number on the reflector array.” The professor had laughed at his own exaggeration. “And you know what academics are like…,” Paulson had added with a wink.

At least Bill had met the president.

“I’m sorry to ask you to do this,” he’d said to Bill solemnly. “As you know this is our second attempt to complete this mission. Travelling in space is harder than people imagine.”

“If it wasn’t, sir,” Bill had replied, “then there wouldn’t be a mission to carry out in the first place.”

The president had smiled, but it had been sad smile; no doubt he was thinking of the missing astronaut’s family.

*

Bill turned his head to check the navigational readouts and in the cramped cabin he banged his head on a rover’s replacement wheel; the original was damaged during landing, apparently.

*

The professor had shown him the pictures from the obiter.

“They’re convincing,” Bill had conceded.

“It’s all really there, William. We put all the machinery up there. The problem has always been the people.”

“That’s what Agent Gregg said, sir.”

It was what Agent Gregg had said.

“The problem was always the people. We lost lots of craft; fifteen before we even managed to slam one onto the surface, another two after that. When three people were killed, someone (and I am not authorised to tell you who) proposed a different direction.”

“But how did you keep it quiet?” Bill had asked.

“Well, we weren’t entirely successful with that, now, were we?” Agent Gregg had said with a grin. “But mostly there was much less to keep quiet than you’d think; mostly what folks think happened, happened. ‘Cept there wasn’t any more people involved.”

“And the Russians? How could they not have known?” Bill had wondered aloud.

“Now there is a tale all of its own,” Gregg had laughed. “Shall we just say that ‘bout the time the Soviets found out, we found out they hadn’t been entirely honest either.”

*

Bill shook his head, forced himself to concentrate as his pod started its landing procedure.

His main mission was to take stuff away from the sites; like the garbage left over from deploying the reflectors. But some things he was there to leave behind. It’s all in the detail, he told himself, parroting his training.

He adjusted his boots, larger than they needed to be, so they left the right size prints. Then idly he rolled a dimpled spheroid around the palm of his hand.

“What a lot of fuss,” he thought to himself, “to put a golf ball on the moon.”

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burket
burket
p2501
Saturday, December 5th, 2009 12:05 am

I rolled out version 3.4 of the cheesecake recipe, thus far it's coming along rather well as a decent enough base to split off into any flavored variety. The Vanilla Bean and Kiwi seemed to be a crowd favorite, with key lime being a near second.

I need to suss out a version incorporating a bit of chocolate, i'm thinking the Belgian white at Whole foods reduced in heavy cream and a bit of Bacardi 8 might dovetail rather well. i'll have to roll it out next weekend.

Negated to mention i passed my state written for EMS, the practicals are Dec19th fingers crossed they'll go as easier than the written, cause goddamn that thing was a twat. (fucking AMS/Stroke patients)

TV then Bed, i have to be up at 0500 so i can be at Vinal regional to volunteer to be a victim for another classes practical cert.



Ya'll have a good one.

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actingbunny
actingbunny
actingbunny
Friday, December 4th, 2009 09:05 pm


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franzferdinand2
Ben
Saturday, December 5th, 2009 12:05 am
  • 00:36 @DrPuppykicker So this guy managed to get two movies out of McLovin'? That's one more than Christopher Mintz-Plasse. #
  • 00:56 So, I apparently have some kind of genetic condition that prevents me from ever finishing a Zelda game. #
  • 13:17 @EugePYDK You know what makes people feel better after a work boning? The Roots. #
  • 13:41 @blfowler I learned that the past tense of "twit" is not actually "twat". #

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tearsinger
tearsinger
Tearsinger
Friday, December 4th, 2009 11:05 pm

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